Thanks for petite insanities. Without them there would be no drama in the world.

Humility helps me avoid humiliation. Humiliation reminds me to maintain my humility.

Easy to say. Hard to do.

Fuck the superlatives to the moon! How about instead of being AWESOME we focus on being adequate? How about instead of being EXTREME we consider the value of moderation?

It’s funny that my old self was also my young self.

We get attached to our ideas about ourselves. Even when they are wrong and harmful, they define us. What am I without definition? Just an amorphous blob. Who wants to be an amorphous blob?

Curiosity is the drive to pursue novelty.

As I describe it, I lose it. Ineffable describes the edges of the only idea worth holding. The symbol both enlightens and trivializes the thing it describes.

I type away on my binary overlord. 010111000011011

Yes’s and no’s. Ones and Zeros.

I’m right. You’re wrong. Shut the fuck up.

We spend our days and nights navigating a binary landscape and wonder what happened to shades of grey in our civil discourse.

America is the place where the way I want to be collides with the way I am and the way I have been.

We are a nation conceived in a desire to broker compromise between ideals and realities.

America is where hypocrisy comes to light and values are tested against one another.

America is a never right, because America never ceases to consider the contradictions of its actions and its beliefs.

America is where my best self and my base self wrestle.

You’re like a pair of great jeans…

You make me look better…

Well… You make me feel like I look better…

Which really… is better than actually looking better.