Have you ever met a person who had an answer for everything? Or if not an answer, at least all the most reasonable questions.

And they’re very polite about it. And very reasonable about it. And you really do believe that they know what they’re talking about. And you hate them anyway?

That’s Science!!!

Science is the spoiler in the room. Science wipes the lipstick off pigs and calls them pigs; pulls the shrouds from wizards and calls them hucksters. Science is the killer of miracles. It opens the universe up, and degrades the mystery with crass constructionism.

Science is the act of finding the greatest beauties of existence and stripping them naked to be shamed by their own simplicity.

Science is a traveler. Addicted, never sated. As soon as one land is found, cataloged, examined, and explained, Science is on to it’s next adventure.

Science is a priest, wrapped in the holy shroud of the self evident and intrinsic value of quantifiable understanding.

Science is the slow strangler of magic that makes all it describes vulgar.