“Matthew 7

Authorized (King James) Version (AKJV)

7 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? 5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.”

NOTE TO SELF:

Discontinue the following practices prior to passing Biblically based judgement on anyone else.

1) Borrowing money for house, education, automobile, presents (especially CHRISTmas presents)

2) Fornicating outside of wedlock

3) Fornicating with myself

4) Watching other people fornicate

5) Thinking about fornicating with other people

6) Using Lord’s name in vain

7) Taking seconds when I’m not really that hungry

8) Saving money instead of giving it to people who are hungry

9) Sleeping in

10) Yelling at people

11) Thinking about how nice it would be if I had other people’s stuff

12) Competing with others to show that I’m better than them

13) Thinking I’m better than anyone else

14) Taking more than one of the free samples at the grocery store

15) Watching the food network

16) Watching the food network while fornicating

17) Keeping pets when there are people who are hungry (solution, feed pets to hungry people)